babushka-nipples:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

Shut the fuck up. Just, shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant shit stain.
Condoms are meant to fit PENISES. Not ANYTHING ELSE. It is designed for a human penis. There are different sized human penises. FRICTION IS A THING. ALSO ELASTICITY IS A THING. The more you stretch something out, the tighter it gets, and I wouldn’t imagine something tight on an erect penis would feel too good, infact it can make a guy go limp if he happens to be well endowed and the condom is too small.
Not all condoms are the fucking same. They are differently sized, WOW SURPRISE THERE.
ALSO CONDOMS THAT ARE TOO SMALL ARE MORE LIKELY TO BREAK.
I am sick and tired of uneducated literal retards going on about how you can fit a hand, a foot, or a car in a condom and go HURRDURR NO THIS CAN FIT YOU DEERRRRRRPPP!11!!
You know absolutely jack shit about male anatomy and if a guy has honest concerns about a condom being uncomfortable so he can perform and you laugh at him, you do not deserve sex.
Fuck you. Fuck this website. Fuck the 14 year old virgins who have no sex education reblogging this.

babushka-nipples:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

Shut the fuck up. Just, shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant shit stain.

Condoms are meant to fit PENISES. Not ANYTHING ELSE. It is designed for a human penis. There are different sized human penises. FRICTION IS A THING. ALSO ELASTICITY IS A THING. The more you stretch something out, the tighter it gets, and I wouldn’t imagine something tight on an erect penis would feel too good, infact it can make a guy go limp if he happens to be well endowed and the condom is too small.

Not all condoms are the fucking same. They are differently sized, WOW SURPRISE THERE.

ALSO CONDOMS THAT ARE TOO SMALL ARE MORE LIKELY TO BREAK.

I am sick and tired of uneducated literal retards going on about how you can fit a hand, a foot, or a car in a condom and go HURRDURR NO THIS CAN FIT YOU DEERRRRRRPPP!11!!

You know absolutely jack shit about male anatomy and if a guy has honest concerns about a condom being uncomfortable so he can perform and you laugh at him, you do not deserve sex.

Fuck you. Fuck this website. Fuck the 14 year old virgins who have no sex education reblogging this.

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(Reblogged from thivus)
23claw:

I fucking hate this movie. 

Why? I’m not a huge fan but I’d like to hear reasons.
-Liv

23claw:

I fucking hate this movie. 

Why? I’m not a huge fan but I’d like to hear reasons.

-Liv

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(Reblogged from jasperbat)

Anonymous asked: Yo last anon, I'm the same. There's this girl I'm sorta dating and whenever she's like "I like you" or we cuddle (nonsexually) or she's like "You're important to me" I feel really happy but my body's like "Ey yo lemme handle these emotions for ya" and I get a boner.

That’s strange, but not inexplicable. Your dick knows when you’re excited.

-Morgan

Anonymous asked: "Feminist Proverb" anon here. I know it sounds far-fetched and it looks like I'm building a mean-spirited strawman, but all of these are actual quotes from actual feminists. And personally I think it's stupid to make a divide between regular feminists and radfems, when the "moderates" say and do shit that's just as ugly, they just hide it and dress it up. And it gives them a shield and scapegoat for their own horrible behavior. NAFALT is not a valid excuse, ever.

It doesn’t sound far-fetched I’ve heard most of that shit said by feminists too. And you are absolutely right about NAFALT and distinguishing between radfems and moderates. A movement is only as valid as it’s loudest, most aggressive demographic. Problem is when we start using quotes from individuals to attack an entire group of people, instead of the individuals who said it, you remove that individuals identity, and turn them into a straw man whether or not that was your intention.

-Morgan

Anonymous asked: can it be tmi friday? i really need to confess something, its kinda weird, i get spontaneous erection from romantic(even nonsexual romance) things, i don't even feel horny when it happens, i just get an erection out of nowhere, it confuses me

Dude you are like Krieger from Archer.

Archer embraces his once dead bride after Krieger reanimated her

Archer: “Man why do you have an erection?”

Krieger: “Sniff I’m just so happy”

-Morgan

Anonymous asked: "Stop telling me to smile! Stop calling me bossy! Stop telling me to shave! Stop telling me to keep my tits inside my shirt! Stop telling me to cover myself in front of children! Stop telling me to stop beating up that crippled old man because he looked at me funny! Stop telling me not to shit on the sidewalk in broad daylight!" Feminist proverb.

"White women today have it worse than black people during the Apartheid." Feminist proverb
"Men should get raped so they can understand what women go through every day." Feminist proverb
"MY VAGINA HAS MAGIC POWERS!!!!!!!" Feminist Proverb
"It’s not rape if a woman does it. That 8 year old boy probably wanted it, because men always want sex." Feminist proverb.
"Jews have always had white privilege. Even during the Holocaust." Feminist proverb.
"SMASH THE PATRIARCHY!!! Also I hate Jews." Feminist proverb
Although I have personally heard a lot of this stuff spewed by radfems (except maybe for the stuff about jews) I can’t support the use of straw men as a method of criticism because it is such an unsubstantiated form of argument. Your ridicule should target specific perpetrators otherwise you cross that fine line between satire and propaganda.
-Morgan

Anonymous asked: "Might as well face it you're addicted to cock... Your silky hands... Your sticky lips... Just cause you licked the tip..." I'm sorry Liv and anon. Been listening to Weird Al all afternoon.

That’s a weird Al song?

-Liv

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”

-Matthew 20:28

(Reblogged from radicalrascality)

Anonymous asked: ah, sorry, i forgot to mention i am 20 years old lol

Lol oh ok I was gonna say tap dat but then i realized I could be talking to a 14 year old for all I know. But since you’re 20…Hmm….you could return the sentiment and see where that takes you. Nothing ventured nothing gained after all;). Except babies. Do not gain a baby it will destroy your dreams, unless your dream is to have a baby at the age of 20 in which case go nuts!
-morgan

Anonymous asked: i have a friend who i've realized does some odd behaviors. don't know if he does it to other girls but a few times he has pointed out my boobs (hey they're not flat like you say they are) or 'hey nice sticker'(pokes sticker, which is on my boobs). he would sometimes put his hands on my waist/hips. what do? not sure if i like him, i don't mind the odd boundaries since our friends are sometimes touchy to begin with.

I dont even know if youre underaged anon. Thats kind of relevent to your next course of action.
-morgan